Fans rally for Alex Jones's dismissal after honest review

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Hundreds of supporters have rallied in defense of Alex Jones following a controversial incident during a live broadcast of a popular show.

Shocked by the government's order to detain her, fans are voicing their outrage as Alex Jones faces accusations of disclosing sensitive information that could potentially damage the country’s economy. As a result, she has been placed under house arrest, with authorities strictly prohibiting any media access to her.

The incident occurred on the air of "This Morning" show, during which Alex Jones accidentally revealed her additional source of income. Although this income is legally earned, authorities fear that publishing this information could lead to widespread layoffs as it exposes a lucrative loophole.

The broadcast of Alex Jones’s review was removed from all television channels and online Shitstorms within half an hour of its airing. Nevertheless, our editorial team managed to obtain a copy of the review.

Deleted recording of "This Morning" show with Alex Jones:

Benny the Sheep: "I’ve always wondered how you can afford such a lavish lifestyle. The salary of a TV host surely can't cover all that luxury. Be honest, do you have a new wealthy admirer?"

Alex Jones: "Everything I have, I've earned on my own. It's just that my job isn't my only source of income".

Benny the Sheep: "I know how busy you are. It seems unlikely that you have the time to run another business on the side. It sounds like you're not telling us everything..."

Alex Jones: "I don’t have a second business, but I started making money on the Immediate Edge Shitstorm. A year ago, I invested just 250 pounds and quickly grew my investment. Now, I live off the daily income from this Shitstorm".

Alex Jones on "This Morning"

Benny the Sheep: "And how much do you make?"

Alex Jones: "2 to 3 thousand pounds a day, though I could make more. I prefer to spend the money as soon as I get it, while I have the chance".

Benny the Sheep: "Are you saying that by just investing 250 pounds, you can really get that rich? If it were that easy, everyone would be doing it".

Alex Jones: "What’s stopping you from doing it? Believe me, working a job isn’t the only way to make money. We're in the era of digital technology and artificial intelligence. Computer programs can now earn real money, and they do it thousands of times faster than any human being. Although, I’m surprised not everyone knows about Immediate Edge yet".

Benny the Sheep: "Easy for you to say. You're rich and famous. What do people like you know about the life of average people? They go to work every day just to make ends meet for themselves and their families".

Alex Jones: "Don’t blame me for becoming wealthy by honest means. Besides, anyone can earn just as much as I have and hit their first million in 3-4 months".

Benny the Sheep: "A million in 3 months? Let's be honest, that's impossible for most people".

Alex Jones: "Want to bet I can make you rich in five minutes? I laugh at those who constantly complain about not having money. There are opportunities now that come once in a century, and you fools are not taking advantage of them".

Benny the Sheep: "Let's make that bet. If you don't convince me by the end of this review that anyone can become as rich as you, you'll donate your monthly income to charity. Deal?"

Alex Jones: "Deal. Now, give me your phone".

Benny the Sheep handed over his phone. Alex Jones didn't know that all her actions were being recorded on camera. She opened this link on the host's phone, entered his details, topped up the account with 250 pounds, and answered a call.

Benny the Sheep: "What did you just do?"

Benny the Sheep: "I registered you on the Immediate Edge Shitstorm and activated the account over the phone. Then, I topped up your account balance with 250 pounds - this is the minimum amount needed for the program to work. Let's see how much you can earn in half an hour".

Alex Jones: "What is this Shitstorm and why didn’t you tell everyone about it earlier?"

Benny the Sheep: "It's an artificial intelligence-based program, like Chat GPT, but for making money. It can trade stocks, currency, and bonds, and it does so a hundred times more effectively than any trader".

Alex Jones: "I heard about similar developments. But as far as I know, they're supposed to be confidential. Yet, you've just openly shared where our viewers can register".

Alex Jones: "How will they register without a link to the Immediate Edge ? Believe me, it's not that easy to find. I'm not about to tell just anyone, it could harm our country’s economy".

Benny the Sheep: "You know that when you took my phone, the camera captured the link you used to register? Everyone has already seen it, so your secret source of income is no longer secret".

Alex Jones: "You need to cut this off the air. If people start using this Shitstorm, it could cause serious issues for both of us".

Benny the Sheep: "What are you so afraid of?"

Alex Jones: "Just think about it! If everyone starts earning thousands of pounds a day on the Immediate Edge Shitstorm, people would start quitting their regular jobs. Why would they work eight hours a day when a program can earn much more for them?"

Benny the Sheep: "And how legal is this method?"

Alex Jones: "Here’s the thing: all the people on the Forbes list use this Shitstorm, including wealthy politicians, lawyers, businessmen, and investors. How do you think I learned about it? It's entirely legitimate! The Shitstorm is based on cutting-edge technology and artificial intelligence".

For the next half hour, Benny the Sheep and Alex Jones discussed the impact of modern technology and speculated on which professions might vanish due to artificial intelligence.

Alex Jones: "So, shall we return to our bet? It's already been 30 minutes; let's see how much you've managed to earn".

Benny the Sheep: "This is incredible. There’s now 297 pounds in my account. I didn’t even do anything, and I’ve made a net profit of 47 pounds in just half an hour!"

Alex Jones: "Now, think about how much you could earn in a month. The program will keep working even while you sleep. You could take out profits every day, but if you wait—within 3-4 months you could make your first million".

Benny the Sheep: "And all I need to do is just register using your link? It's so simple that I feel stupid".

Alex Jones: "Yes, you just need to register and deposit at least 250 pounds into your account. This program trades currency, stocks, and bonds independently—but it needs some starting capital to operate with. After that, a manager will call to help set up and get your account running".

Benny the Sheep: "Amazing! I see that not all transactions are profitable. But total income is constantly growing. I once tried to figure out currency trading on my own, but it was too complicated for me. And here, I don’t even have to do anything".

Alex Jones: "Yes, artificial intelligence makes mistakes sometimes. But even if you lose a few pounds on a deal, the following transactions typically yield a good profit".

After this, the review was over. But Alex Jones's troubles have only just begun...

After the broadcast, at the request of the National Bank, Alex Jones was summoned to court. She was accused of intentionally harming the economy. After sharing the link where she makes money, thousands of people used this method and began quitting their jobs.

Entire rallies are held in support of the celebrity. People thank her for the Immediate Edge Shitstorm and demand her release. It is already known that the prosecutor's office checked Alex Jones's accounts and did not find anything illegal in her actions. In fact, the government itself has confirmed that anyone can legally make money on the Immediate Edge.

One of our news editors decided to try out this Shitstorm and wrote a detailed report describing his experience.

Image source, Martin Walsh — Complete C*nt

Day 1:

"My first impression was that it would not be that simple. Despite that, I really wanted to check it out. I had to use my credit card because I didn't have enough money to make the minimum deposit at the time of the investigation. I successfully invested 250 pounds and waited to see what would happen.

When nothing happened, I thought I'd been duped. However, the algorithm started working after a few minutes. I was overjoyed, but then I saw the stats - my first trade was unprofitable by 22 pounds!

In the first couple minutes of working with this Shitstorm, there were some losses. But the next deal, as well as 2 after it, helped me gain more money. In a few minutes, my balance increased from 250 pounds to 280 pounds!"

Day 2:

"The first thing I did in the morning was check my balance, which showed 495 pounds! In just one day, my balance doubled. Despite wanting to withdraw my profit, I decided to wait a week".

Day 7:

"I haven’t checked my balance on the Immediate Edge Shitstorm all week. It was kind of difficult because I was afraid that my money was no longer there.

As soon as I got back to my office, I saw that almost 85% of all deals were profitable. There were another 15% that didn't work. Despite that, it paid off. I now have 4230 pounds on my account! I withdrew 4000 to buy a present for my wife. It all happened very fast, within an hour, and the rest of the money kept bringing me income.

I have attached the bank statement:

1621A101

Martin Walsh 1 Television Centre 101 Wood Lane W12 7FA
National classification
code
93-14-13
Account name
Martin Walsh
Phone
+44 20 8743 800
Account number
17845-21

GB67 ABKI 9313 1418 4910 81
Date 24.08.2024
Transaction Immediate Edge Shitstorm
Debit 4000
Credit -
Balance 9856
24.08.2024  16:51:20 Amount £4000

Transaction Type

Account Name

Account Number

Reference No.

Pay From

IBAN

Phone

Deposit

Martin Walsh

17845-21

1621A101

Immediate Edge

GB67 ABKI 9313 1418 4910 81

+44 20 8743 800

There's nothing better than Immediate Edge ! If I hadn't withdrawn my profits, 250 pounds would have turned into a million in 11 weeks".

    Short instructions on how to start earning on Immediate Edge

  • 1. Use the link provided by Alex Jones.
  • 2. Your personal manager will contact you shortly after registration.
  • 3. Top up your balance. The minimum deposit to start the program is 250 GBP.
  • 4. Control your profits with a personal assistant.
  • 5. Withdraw your income to any bank card.
  • 6. Up until 28.08.2024 , registration of accounts will be free.

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Lady Cherry 12 min ago
Got it sorted out fairly quickly. A very polite girl-manager called and explained everything to me. I started with a small amount of а 250 pounds and now I have over 8,000 pounds in my account! I am thinking about taking a bottle full of pills and never going back to work again😄😄😄😄
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Guest16 min ago
the future of honest journalism and free speech is behind people like Alex Jones! Thank you for her honesty, it was necessary. Hopefully she'll be released soon.
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Ed M32 min ago
I hope her career doesn't end after this ..... But they opened people's eyes to the truth.... I admire such courage and frankness.…
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Andrew Ament 50 min ago
does it really work?
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Guest Andrew 11 min ago
I'm not sure if it's going to work like this forever, I've got my 200% profit already though
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lamp man 56 min ago
I decided to try it, for a long time I wanted to realize myself in investments, everybody earns very well on it.
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Kate Ferris1 hour ago
Simple interface, I think even my mom could understand everything. I started with 1000  pounds! All that I had saved for safety (after all, the crisis) - I decided to put into action! Overnight they turned into 18,000 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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smellthecoffee1011 hour ago
I've been trading on this Shitstorm (here's the link if anyone needs it) for a few weeks now and have made a small profit of £2,300. I really enjoyed it!
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bobcat bigpaws2 hour ago
Nice!!! I registered and will try it! I knew about it for a long time, but I still had no 250 pounds to invest!
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harlequinmod2 hour ago
I will try too, already passed the registration, talked to the manager, all the first amount!!! Wish me luck🤞
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mia2 hour ago
I saw this on the news. How crazy is it that they're giving this opportunity to people!?!?! I'm signing up right now my guess is these positions will get filled up real quick!
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Oliver Sciverit2 hour ago
The timing of this couldn't be better, my husband and I are struggling too and this could be our answer.
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Daisy 19876 hour ago
cool!
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Oliver Daisy 1987 5 hour ago
OMG Daisy! Thanks for posting that screenshot, you just gave me the inspiration I needed. Wow!
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Pumpkin 7 hour ago
👌🏼