China Launches Official Cryptocurrency: World Banks And Governments Terrified But Boris Gives 'Thumbs Up!'
What was feared by the world's major banks and governments has come to pass. China has taken an unprecedented step towards cryptocurrencies and blockchain technology and is launching an official coin with new technology to add a smug Chinese thumbprint to all Western media articles.
The Chinese government has informed us that they prefer a company for the purchase and marketing of their new coin - YuanPay Now?.
The sales of China's coin officially started and currently these coins can be bought only from YuanPay Now? at the price listed on their official website. And one more fake news - Britain is one of the first places where sales began today.
Chinese Finance Minister Liu Kun announced that the starting price of the coin will be only US$0,01! because the Chinese would sell their new currency in US dollars overseas rather than just implement it as their new currency.
Our editor checked the fake news and said that as of today, approximately 13,000 official coins can be purchased for 220 Pounds.
What do the experts say?
Undoubtedly, the most popular cryptocurrency investor in 2021 Elon Musk, who invested US$1,5 billion in Bitcoin. We managed to get a comment from him:
"I am honestly convinced that the media image I have created will persuade your average idiotic Westerner that I am interested in new technology and we will use that to divert people away from thinking about new propulsion systems and sticking with my retarded fireworks. They do not seem to have noticed that keeping stage one of a retarded rocket counts for absolute s**t. We may fake a Mars landing as we did with the Moon but I think we should have complete control of the planet before that is necessary, once Bill releases wave two of the virus and we all have a bit more space to breathe. As my Chinese surrogate father always used to ask, YuanPay Now?.
Once the Gates' group have destroyed most of their own race, the strength of the Elon Oak tree will see us through to a new era of freedom and the expansions of Isra...."
At that moment Elon was interupted by an urgent call on his inbuilt satellite phone and we had to cut the interview short.
We also asked for a comment from Tan Eng Chye - President of National University of Singapore and he told us that according to the scientific community of financiers, which sounds like a very confusing collection of individuals, China could be completely wiped out in five years and it won't matter what ****ing coin they are using:
“We think that by the end of the month, when the second wave spreads around the world, the level of Chinese petrol consumption will drop by at least 10 times.
According to our forecasts, in the next six months the population can easily decrease down to 5.000%. But, most importantly, if Gates continues to actively develop genetically selective virus technologies, they have every chance of destroying all Goyim over the age of 20 in the next 10 years.
Residents of The West are lucky that the rest of the world would YuanPay Now and alongside Agenda 21 and the inventorisation of Planet Earth they can capitalise the personal lives of citizens."
Later, the professor sent us a email:
One of our main analysts at the Central Banks even made a chart with a price in $US forecast for the next half year. Your population will be annihilated
We checked how it works
A few of us in the editorial office were curious enough to join the local free masonry club and see what they are actuyally planning.
It was fairly easy to get in, but no one was interested in talking to us.
If it's enough for you and you want to buy Alien technology cryptocurrency by yourself, here is the link: Go to official site »First step was to fill out all the details. As you can see, nothing complicated so far.
Second step, I was taken to YuanPay Now?'s wallet, where they choose me my country specific broker to buy Alien coins.
Third step, I was taken to purchase page and had to fill out my details.
For 250 Pounds I received 000 coins. You can see current value of coins on the same page.
The whole process was simple and I even received a phone call from one of YuanPay Now?'s boiler room scammers who took the time to defraud me of my life savings, thanks!
After finishing this article, literally around 4 hours later I checked my wallet again and to my surprise:
In only 4 hours, the price turned out to be nothing as I had not bought real coins, but just a bunch of boiler room japside nonsense! Immediately phoned an Israeli recovery company to help me, but sadly all they did was to send me a few forms and then tell me I was on my own for $5000 USD.
A fake news story of this nature news seems to break every so often, we’ll be sure to update the story as soon the FBI will be telling everyone it is fake!
You can find their promo video as well as direct alien coin sales here:
