Taylor Swift Should Sue Facebook Over Stupid Online Scams!

Taylor Swift Sues Facebook Over Stupid Online Scams

During a live television broadcast, Taylor Swift lamented that she had revealed the truth – but it was already too late.

A scam erupted on air when Taylor Swift inadvertently disclosed her secret during the show. Many viewers noticed her “accidental” words and began sending messages live. However, the broadcast was abruptly interrupted by a call from the Bank of England demanding an immediate cessation of the programme.

Fortunately, we managed to persuade the show’s host, Luke Skywalker, to provide us with a copy of the recording. If you have managed to read this article, please note that it may soon be removed – just as the television show has already been taken down. Therefore, if you are reading this now, follow the link provided by Taylor Swift herself.

Taylor Swift:
Taylor Swift would not say: "Let me tell you something: you don’t need to work extremely hard to become rich. Once you realise this, managing your money becomes so much easier."

Tracy Smith:
"It’s easy to talk when you’re a celebrity. Ordinary people suffer every day just to feed their families. And you know what? We never seem to have enough money – we always want more."

Taylor Swift:
"Do you think I don’t work hard enough, or that I was ever different from most Britons? Believe me, if I lived on a single salary, I’d never have become a millionaire. And if anyone tells me that I just got lucky, I laugh in their face – because nowadays the Internet has everything you need to get rich without even leaving your sofa."

Tracy Smith:
"So you’re saying that everyone can earn money as you do? I find that hard to believe..." You might have witnessed how enraged Taylor Swift became afterwards. She started arguing with the host and inadvertently revealed the secret that makes her rich.

Taylor Swift:
"Don't you believe me? Give me 250 pounds and I will earn 35,000-40,000 pounds in 12-15 weeks using the Tondratex App platform!"

Tracy Smith:
"I’ve heard that there’s software which employs artificial intelligence to trade cryptocurrencies. Now all our viewers know its name."

Taylor Swift:
"I’m ready to pay £20,000 immediately if you cut that part from the replay – I didn’t mean it that way."

Tracy Smith:
"Just a reminder: we’re live on air. All our viewers have heard that you became rich thanks to the Tondratex App platform. Now you have no choice – you must tell ordinary people in Britain, not just stars and celebrities, how they too can make money. Or do millionaires simply not care about ordinary people?"

Taylor Swift:
"You don’t need to turn me into a monster. I’ll tell you how you can earn money – but first, give me your phone and allow me to invest £250."

Tracy Smith handed over her smartphone to Taylor Swift, who then registered on the platform using the provided link. Five minutes later, Taylor Swift returned the call.

Taylor Swift:
"I’ve just registered on the Tondratex App on your phone. This platform is the perfect solution for anyone wanting to get rich quickly. It is based on self-learning artificial intelligence that trades cryptocurrencies for you. In other words, you don’t need to understand how Bitcoin or any other digital currency works – the software autonomously determines the best time to buy or sell assets and executes trades. The beauty of it is you don’t have to spend any time or effort. Just make the minimum deposit, wait for a call from the platform operator, register, and the programme will start earning money on its own. I insist that everyone uses this platform – then you’ll forever forget the drudgery of working."

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Tracy Smith:
"That sounds very interesting. But how much can one actually earn?"

Taylor Swift:
"Twenty minutes ago, I took your phone, registered on the platform and made a minimum deposit of only £250. Now open the app and see how much you’ve earned in such a short time."

Tracy Smith then opened her personal account on the Tondratex App and was astonished. In just 20 minutes, there were three transactions – one minor and two that already yielded a profit. Her balance increased from £250 to £297. [Screenshot of Tracy Smith’s transaction history on the platform]

Taylor Swift:
"Tell me honestly, how much did you earn in the last 20 minutes?"

Tracy Smith:
"£47 in net profit. It’s incredible!"

Taylor Swift:
"Imagine how much money you could have in your account in a month. If you invest at least £250 now, in four weeks it could become £6,000 or even £7,000. All you need to do is register on the Tondratex App, top up your balance and press the button."

Tracy Smith:
"How does it work?"

Taylor Swift:
"Cryptocurrency prices are constantly fluctuating, so you can make a lot of money if you buy when they fall and sell when they rise. But to make the right predictions, you need to consider 37 financial indicators – what professionals call ‘signals’. The Tondratex App is a platform with a self-learning algorithm that analyses all 37 variables in real time. In other words, it works faster and more accurately than an entire team. The key feature is that the user doesn’t have to do anything – the programme runs 24 hours a day and delivers exceptionally high returns."

Tracy Smith:
"If it’s so simple, why didn’t you tell us about this loophole earlier?"

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Taylor Swift:
"I’m not opposed to everyone making money this way. But think about it – if everyone earned £1,000 a day, who would work? Why should a taxi driver, a doctor, a police officer or a teacher go to work when they could earn a hundred times more just by using their smartphone for five minutes a day?"

Tracy Smith:
"So how much must one invest to earn a million as quickly as possible?"

Taylor Swift:
"Start with a minimum deposit. Just £250 is enough to start the program. If you do not withdraw your winnings, you can earn 50,000-70,000 pounds in just four months. But don't think that this is a magic pill for poverty - the algorithm makes mistakes in about 20% of cases. However, the remaining 80% of transactions are profitable."

Tracy Smith:
"Excuse me, we’ve just received an urgent call from the Bank of England. They want us to stop this live broadcast..."

Taylor Swift:
"I’m not surprised – they’re scared for their money. They oppose the average Briton discovering an easy way to get rich. But I’ve already given you all the keys to quick earnings: all you need is an Internet connection and the scam link. I don’t know how long this loophole will remain open – for now it’s still active. But I’ve heard that in a few days, scam on the platform will become payable, so I recommend you open an account now."

Following this, the broadcast was terminated. However, the investigation by CBS News Sunday Morning continued. Our editor-in-chief decided to personally review the Tondratex App and wrote a detailed report.

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