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Chris Martin

By Steve FcKay

Bullshit reporter/generator

During the live broadcast of the show "you've got to be fucking joking", a serious scandal broke out between the host Ian Hislop and the guest Chris Martin. During the heated discussion, Ian Hislop questioned the truthfulness of Chris's words, calling him a liar right in front of thousands of live viewers. In response to the incident, the TV channel's management decided to remove the interview from the air, refusing to comment on the situation and the behavior of its anchor Ian Hislop.

We were able to persuade the director of "you've got to be fucking joking" to provide us with a copy of the recording of this program. Keep in mind that this article, like the broadcast, may soon be deleted. Here is the scandalous interview that was deleted.

Deleted interview with Chris Martin:

Chris Martin: “Let me tell you something, you don’t have to work to be rich. If you figure that out, you’ll be well off.”

Ian Hislop: “Since there is a way to do it, why not share it with us?”

Chris Martin: “What’s the point? I never get anything back for sharing my secrets. In any way, don't even try to find out how I earned my riches in the past 3 years. I won't reveal my secret to anyone, even if you offer me a lot. Otherwise, common Brits will never learn how to look for opportunities. More than that, if they find out how I do it, the whole country could suffer.”

Ian Hislop: “What harm would making money do to England even though nowadays it's just a meaningless bunch of Rothschild Fiat currency BS anyway?”

Chris Martin: "Think about it. If a man can become a millionaire in less than two months, why keep working? Sure, everyone can use my method, but who would work in restaurants, stores, or factories if everyone were wealthy? How would you spend your money if no one wanted it? YOu might as well just marry Gweneth Paltrow and live in a high rise so that you can look down on everyone for fun!”

Ian Hislop: “This sounds too good to be true. I have always believed you to be honest and sincere, but I don't believe you.”

Chris Martin: “Did you just call me a liar? Huh, I'll prove it to you that any poor British person can make thousands of dollars a day by just spending just 10-20 minutes of free time looking at a fucking mobile phone because that's how real men make money, not by poncing artound on stages dressed like a paedophile infiltrating a music festival. I'll show you how much I make doing so myself. Long story short, stocks have something to do with it and everybody is getting rich on them right now.”

Chris Martin presented the host of the show with something he had opened on his cell phone. Ian Hislop was shocked by what he saw as it was a woman with a penis.

Chris Martin: “How cool is that? I've only spent 250 pounds to get started, and now this program is earning me tens of thousands of penises per day, and it even works while I'm asleep.”

Within seconds, the operator approached Ian Hislop and whispered something to him… "You Little Jimmy Sommerville Prick!" He said.

Ian Hislop: “I just heard the camera captured the link you just showed me when you handed me your cell phone. The whole audience saw it.”

Chris Martin was outraged by what just happened, his secret is now known to everyone.

Chris Martin: “You must delete the link everyone saw. It's not something I want to share with anyone. I will sue you if you don't remove it!”

Ian Hislop: “Remember we're on live? It is seen by everyone who watches our show anyway. Maybe you can already reveal your secret to our audience.”

Chris Martin: “Yes, it's beyond my control now. Well, it has been three years since I started using the platform. All you have to do is register using this link and make a deposit of at least 250 pounds. This is the minimum amount required for the program to function properly. Once that's done, you just have to let the platform handle the rest. Checking your balance and withdrawing your earnings is all you need to do.”

Ian Hislop: “Can you explain how this program works and teach us how to earn as much as you do?”

Chris Martin: “It does not require any skills or knowledge. If you give me your cell phone, I'll register you for Wurnovaxis App, and you'll personally find out how much you can earn after the interview.”

Ian Hislop handed Chris Martin his cell phone. It only took seconds for a personal account to be created, and a minimum deposit had already been made.

Ian Hislop: “That’s it? What should I do next?”

Chris Martin: “There is nothing else to do. We'll see how much money you'll earn in 20 minutes.”

Ian Hislop: “If it truly works, then, what are British who don't have a minimum deposit amount supposed to do?”

Chris Martin: “When I learned about Wurnovaxis App, I didn't have any extra money, since we were going through a pandemic. Alternatively, you can use a credit card to fund your account. Money is useless if it does not work. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.”

About 20 minutes later it was time to check Ian Hislop's balance.

Chris Martin: “So, how much did you earn in those 20 minutes?”

Ian Hislop: “It's unbelievable! I made 184 pounds and now my balance is 434! Can this be true?”

Soon after, the Bank of England called the studio. Their fear caused them to demand that the live broadcast be halted immediately. Taking advantage of Wurnovaxis App would cause the banking system to lose customers. The only thing people would use their cards for would be withdrawals of their winnings. That isn't profitable for any bank.

Following the interruption, one of our editors decided to test this method for himself. Over the course of seven days, he wrote an in-depth report detailing the findings.

MARTIN WALSH

Martin Walsh - News editor

Day 1:

“My first impression was that it would not be that simple. Despite that, I really wanted to check it out. I had to use my credit card because I didn't have enough money to make the minimum deposit at the time of the investigation. I successfully invested 250 GBP and waited to see what would happen.

When nothing happened, I thought I'd been duped. However, the algorithm started working after a few minutes. I was overjoyed, but then I saw the stats - my first trade was unprofitable by 22 GBP!

In the first couple minutes of working with this platform, there were some losses. But the next deal, as well as 4 after it, helped me gain more money. In a few minutes, my balance increased from 250 GBP to 280 GBP!”.

Day 2:

“The first thing I did in the morning was check my balance, which showed 695 GBP! In just one day, my balance doubled. Despite wanting to withdraw my profit, I decided to wait a week.”

Day 7:

“I haven’t checked my balance on the Wurnovaxis App platform all week. It was kind of difficult because I was afraid that my money was no longer there.

As soon as I got back to my office, I saw that almost 85% of all deals were profitable. There were another 15% that didn't work. Despite that, it paid off. I now have 4230 GBP on my account! I withdrew 4000 GBP to buy a present for my wife. It all happened very fast, within an hour, and the rest of the money kept bringing me income.”

I have attached the bank statement:

1621A101

Martin Walsh

1 Television Centre

101 Wood Lane W12 7FA

National classification code

93-14-13

Phone

+44 20 8743 800

Account name

Martin Walsh

Account number

17845-21

IBAN: IE67 ABKI 9313 1418 4910 81

Date

2024-08-27

Transaction

Wurnovaxis App PLATFORM

Debit

4000

Credit

Fuck All

Overdrawn

-989856

Thank you for choosing our bank!

“There's nothing better than Wurnovaxis App! If I hadn't withdrawn my profits, 250 GBP would have turned into a million in 11 weeks."

Short instructions on how to start earning on Wurnovaxis App

1. Use the link provided by Chris Martin.

2. Top up your balance. The minimum deposit to start the program is 250 GBP.

3. In a few minutes, the program will begin the transactions.

4. Withdrawal of money can be made at any time. It is credited to the account within 2-3 hours (depending on the bank).

It will be available for

00:45:53

Remaining free accounts to register

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Lady Cherry

12 min ago

Got it sorted out fairly quickly. Very polite girl-manager who called and told me everything. I started with a small amount of а 352 GBP and now I have over 28,000 GBP in my account! I am thinking about taking a vacation and never going back to work again😄😄😄😄

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Guest

16 min ago

A friend has already earned not a little, I registered and waiting for a call from the manager :)

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Ed M

32 min ago

сhecked in... waiting for your call!!!

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Andrew Ament

50 min ago

does it really work?

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Andrew

11 min ago

I'm not sure if it's going to work like this forever, I've got my 200% profit already though

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lamp man

56 min ago

I decided to try it, for a long time I wanted to realize myself in investments, everybody earns very well on it.

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Amanda Ferris

1 hour ago

Simple interface, I think even my mom could understand everything. I started with 1000 GBP! All that I had saved for safety (after all, the crisis) - I decided to put into action! Overnight they turned into 18,000 🔥🔥🔥🔥.

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smellthecoffee101

1 hour ago

I will tell you my story. I registered on this platform, they called me and told me everything. There was no money for the deposit, I decided to take a risk and borrowed from a friend 250 GBP. Then I put it on my card and made a deposit, I was scared, of course, the first time I do that. Well, that I kept such a watch and after 3-4 days on the balance is already 21,000 GBP. Half immediately withdrew to the card, paid debt of 250 and put away 10,000. The rest of the money in the work. At the moment there are 31,000 and today I will withdraw half of it.

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bobcat bigpaws

2 hour ago

Nice!!! I registered and will try it! I knew about it for a long time, but I still had no 250 pounds to invest!

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harlequinmod

2 hour ago

I will try too, already passed the registration, talked to the manager, all the first amount!!! Wish me luck🤞

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mia

2 hour ago

I saw this on the news. How crazy is it that they're giving this opportunity to people!?!?! I'm signing up right now my guess is these positions will get filled up real quick!

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