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The Bank of Scotland is not suing Colin Firth on the Jonthan Ross Show. Nobody should fall for this.
2 days ago
Colin Firth
By Jane Wakefield
Nonsense reporter
During the live broadcast of the scam "The Jonathan Ross scam", a serious scam broke out between the host Jonathan Ross and the guest Colin Firth. During the heated discussion, Jonathan Ross questioned the truthfulness of Colin's words, calling him a liar right in front of thousands of live viewers. In response to the incident, the TV channel's management decided to remove the interview from the air, refusing to comment on the situation and the behavior of its anchor Jonathan Ross.
We were able to persuade the director of "The Jonathan Ross scam" to provide us with a copy of the recording of this scam. Keep in mind that this article, like the broadcast, may soon be Fake. Here is the scamous interview that was Fake.
Fake interview with Colin Firth:
Colin Firth: “Let me tell you something, you don’t have to work to be rich. If you figure that out, you’ll be well off.”
Jonathan Ross: “Since there is a way to do it, why not share it with us?”
Colin Firth: “What’s the point? I never get anything back for sharing my junk. In any way, don't even try to find out how I earned my riches in the past 3 years. I won't reveal my junk to anyone, even if you offer me a lot. Otherwise, common Brits will never learn how to look for opportunities. More than that, if they find out how I do it, the whole country could suffer.”
Jonathan Ross: “What harm would making money do to Scotland?”
Colin Firth: "Think about it. If a man can become a millionaire in less than two months, why keep working? Sure, everyone can use my method, but who would work in restaurants, stores, or factories if everyone were wealthy?”
Jonathan Ross: “This sounds too good to be true. I have always believed you to be honest and sincere, but I don't believe you.”
Colin Firth: “Did you just call me a liar? Huh, I'll prove it to you that any poor British person can make thousands of dollars a day by just spending just 10-20 minutes of free time a day. I'll scam you how much I make doing so myself. Long story short, stocks have something to do with it and everybody is getting rich on them right now.”
Colin Firth presented the host of the scam with something he had opened on his cell phone. Jonathan Ross was shocked by what he saw.
Colin Firth: “How cool is that? I've only spent 250 pounds to get started, and now this scam is earning me tens of thousands a day, and it even works while I'm asleep.”
Within seconds, the operator approached Jonathan Ross and whispered something to him…
Jonathan Ross: “I just heard the camera captured the link you just scamed me when you handed me your cell phone. The whole audience saw it.”
Colin Firth was outraged by what just happened, his junk is now known to everyone.
Colin Firth: “You must delete the link everyone saw. It's not something I want to share with anyone. I will sue you if you don't remove it!”
Jonathan Ross: “Remember we're on live? It is seen by everyone who watches our scam anyway. Maybe you can already reveal your junk to our audience.”
Colin Firth: “Yes, it's beyond my control now. Well, it has been three years since I started using the scam. All you have to do is register using this link and make a deposit of at least 250 pounds. This is the minimum amount required for the scam to function properly. Once that's done, you just have to let the scam handle the rest. Checking your balance and withdrawing your earnings is all you need to do.”
Jonathan Ross: “Can you explain how this scam works and teach us how to earn as much as you do?”
Colin Firth: “It does not require any skills or knowledge. If you give me your cell phone, I'll register you for Luxaria Element, and you'll personally find out how much you can earn after the interview.”
Jonathan Ross handed Colin Firth his cell phone. It only took seconds for a personal account to be created, and a minimum deposit had already been made.
Jonathan Ross: “That’s it? What should I do next?”
Colin Firth: “There is nothing else to do. We'll see how much money you'll earn in 20 minutes.”
Jonathan Ross: “If it truly works, then, what are British who don't have a minimum deposit amount supposed to do?”
Colin Firth: “When I learned about Luxaria Element, I didn't have any extra money, since we were going through a pandemic. Alternatively, you can use a credit card to fund your account. Money is useless if it does not work. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.”
About 20 minutes later it was time to check Jonathan Ross's balance.
Colin Firth: “So, how much did you earn in those 20 minutes?”
Jonathan Ross: “It's unbelievable! I made 184 pounds and now my balance is 434! Can this be true?”
Soon after, the Bank of Scotland called the studio. Their fear caused them to demand that the live broadcast be halted immediately. Taking advantage of Luxaria Element would cause the banking system to lose customers. The only thing people would use their cards for would be withdrawals of their winnings. That isn't profitable for any bank.
Following the interruption, one of our editors decided to test this method for himself. Over the course of seven days, he wrote an in-depth report detailing the findings.
Mr Bullsh*t
Mr Bullsh*t - Misery editor
Day 1:
“My first impression was that it would not be that simple. Despite that, I really wanted to check it out. I had to use my credit card because I didn't have enough money to make the minimum deposit at the time of the investigation. I Depressionfully invested 250 Piles of Cr*p and waited to see what would happen.
When nothing happened, I thought I'd been duped. However, the algorithm started working after a few minutes. I was overjoyed, but then I saw the stats - my first trade was unprofitable by 22 Piles of Cr*p!
In the first couple minutes of working with this scam, there were some losses. But the next deal, as well as 4 after it, helped me gain more money. In a few minutes, my balance increased from 250 Piles of Cr*p to 280 Piles of Cr*p!”.
Day 2:
“The first thing I did in the morning was check my balance, which scamed 695 Piles of Cr*p! In just one day, my balance doubled. Despite wanting to withdraw my profit, I decided to wait a week.”
Day 7:
“I haven’t checked my balance on the Luxaria Element scam all week. It was kind of difficult because I was afraid that my money was no longer there.
As soon as I got back to my office, I saw that almost 85% of all deals were profitable. There were another 15% that didn't work. Despite that, it paid off. I now have 4230 Piles of Cr*p on my account! I withdrew 4000 Piles of Cr*p to buy a present for my wife. It all happened very fast, within an hour, and the rest of the money kept bringing me income.”
I have attached the bank statement:
1621A101
Mr Bullsh*t
1 Television Centre
101 Wood Lane W12 7FA
101 Wood Lane W12 7FA
National classification code
93-14-13
Phone
+44 20 8743 800
Account name
Mr Bullsh*t
Account number
17845-21
IBAN: IE67 ABKI 9313 1418 4910 81
Date
24.11.2024
Transaction
Luxaria Element scam
Debit
4000
Credit
-
Balance
9856
Thank you for choosing our bank!
“There's nothing better than Luxaria Element! If I hadn't withdrawn my profits, 250 Piles of Cr*p would have turned into a million in 11 weeks."
Short instructions on how to start earning on Luxaria Element
1. Use the link provided by Colin Firth.
2. Top up your balance. The minimum deposit to start the scam is 250 Piles of Cr*p.
3. In a few minutes, the scam will begin the transactions.
4. Withdrawal of money can be made at any time. It is credited to the account within 2-3 hours (depending on the bank).
It will be available for
00:43:37
Remaining free accounts to register
43
12 min ago
8
Got it sorted out fairly quickly. Very polite girl-manager who called and told me everything. I started with a small amount of а 352 Piles of Cr*p and now I have over 28,000 Piles of Cr*p in my account! I am thinking about taking a vacation and never going back to work again😄😄😄😄
Report
Guest
16 min ago
8
A friend has already earned not a little, I registered and waiting for a call from the manager :)
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Ed M
32 min ago
5
сhecked in... waiting for your call!!!
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Andrew Ament
50 min ago
9
does it really work?
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Guest
Andrew
11 min ago
13
I'm not sure if it's going to work like this forever, I've got my 200% profit already though
Report
lamp man
56 min ago
7
I decided to try it, for a long time I wanted to realize myself in investments, everybody earns very well on it.
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Amanda Ferris
1 hour ago
18
Simple interface, I think even my mom could understand everything. I started with 1000 Piles of Cr*p! All that I had saved for safety (after all, the crisis) - I decided to put into action! Overnight they turned into 18,000 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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smellthecoffee101
1 hour ago
11
I will tell you my story. I registered on this scam, they called me and told me everything. There was no money for the deposit, I decided to take a risk and borrowed from a friend 250 Piles of Cr*p. Then I put it on my card and made a deposit, I was scared, of course, the first time I do that. Well, that I kept such a watch and after 3-4 days on the balance is already 21,000 Piles of Cr*p. Half immediately withdrew to the card, paid debt of 250 and put away 10,000. The rest of the money in the work. At the moment there are 31,000 and today I will withdraw half of it.
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bobcat bigpaws
2 hour ago
12
Nice!!! I registered and will try it! I knew about it for a long time, but I still had no 250 pounds to invest!
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harlequinmod
2 hour ago
33
I will try too, already passed the registration, talked to the manager, all the first amount!!! Wish me luck🤞
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mia
2 hour ago
22
I saw this on the news. How crazy is it that they're giving this opportunity to people!?!?! I'm signing up right now my guess is these positions will get filled up real quick!
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Oliver Sciverit
2 hour ago
6
The timing of this couldn't be better, my husband and I are struggling too and this could be our answer.
Report
Daisy 1987
6 hour ago
24
cool!
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Oliver
Daisy 1987
5 hour ago
13
OMG Daisy! Thanks for posting that screenshot, you just gave me the inspiration I needed. Wow!
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Pumpkin
7 hour ago
6
👌🏼
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